so i will be deleting this shit soon. right.

I bought some more honey. A big-ass jar of it, too.

You know who you are.

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so for quite a while now i have been eating these potato chips. fucking delicious ( Read more... )

My Personality

Neuroticism

40
Extraversion

57 ( Read more... )

i just read an article about this dudes penis exploding during sex. apparently it happens sometimes. something 2 do with blood pressure. the veins burst and the skin tears open and shit. huh.

so all you guys out there...be careful...

heheheheheh.

i cant sleep

i have this friend thats always bitching and moaning about how horrible life is and how she hates herself

today i got fed up with that shit and i was like why the fuck don't you just off yourself then

but i hope she doesn't

cause i would feel real bad and shit.

i want to try out my new tounge ring on someone.

volunteers?

quit my job today.

happy about that.

After you die...
Reincarnated as Yourself

After death, you will be reborn again as yourself. You will live the same life, unbeknownst to you. However, you will have vivid moments of déjà vu, as you probably have now.


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