SqueezMeMacar0ni (8:15:09 PM): so i went to the beach yesterday
SqueezMeMacar0ni (8:15:19 PM): and my friend has this cd of all these tv theme songs
SqueezMeMacar0ni (8:15:23 PM): and i had my cd player
SqueezMeMacar0ni (8:15:35 PM): and i ran down the beach blasting the baywatch theme song

so i stood in the background and pretended to talk for a while, then they told me to move because i was too tall. then i sat and watched a band, then i met john cameron mitchell and he signed this.


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guess who's gonna be an extra in the new John Cameron Mitchell movie...ME. theyre filming in brooklyn and they put a ad up on craigslist for extras and now im goin. For those of you who dont know what im talking about, john cameron mitchell is the guy who wrote directed and starred in hedwig the angry inch. its gonna be fun, and hopefully i'll ( Read more... )

American Cities That Best Fit You:

65% New York City

60% Atlanta

60% Chicago
60% Los Angeles

60% Washington, DC

Which American Cities Best Fit You?

Your Linguistic Profile:

55% General American English
30% Yankee
15% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

You Are 45% Normal

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god dammit, fuck everyone that makes me feel bad about myself. im not going to feel guilty about how i feel. mother fucker.

she looks like a troll. i hate trolls

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mama keeps whites white with the magic... mama's got the magic of Clorox.

i was told i dont update enough, so i will. tomorow is spring stock. my plan is to get as drunk as possible before 12 oclock and just ride my way through the rest of the day so by night time i can be at least a little bit sober. im done with classes and i just have finals left. im gonna need to do some hardcore studying. tuesday i have to write 5 ( Read more... )

so we got a keg, we got a schoolbus and we went to the yankee game. here are the pics...and yes, as usual, i took off my shirt.

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Jen: the school girl, the camp counselor, the one who's deathly afraid of sharks for a reason unbeknownst to me. as ive said before you must be a saint for putting up with so much of my shit.. theres too much to write about here. but in short, summer is fun.