Is there anything Google cant do?

http://maps.google.com/

And yes, Google gives great head too.

...SHES A WOMAN!

So there is a "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" movie coming out April 29th that looks awesome, worth me going to see I do believe. Also, a "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" remake by Tim Burton with Johnny Depp as Wonka...Interesting. Tim Burton does some interesting work so I think this will be worth checking out too.

That is all.

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Tomorrow is April 1st. I have learned to take anything anyone says on that day with a grain of salt. I dont think im creative enough for the festive tomfoolery common to the day. I can use it to be mean, but thats about it. Its the reason I dont lie, too damn difficult ( Read more... )

So in other news, this has dragged on far to long. Just let the poor women die for fuck's sake.

Would you want to be bed bound, severly brain damaged, for 15 years? Not to mention the cost of care for a futile cause.

<3 the Bushes. -_-

I would just like to a moment to say...

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St. Patrick's Day Joke!

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

( You go laugh now! )

So apparently, coconuts can go bad. Better luck next time, I suppose.

I bought a coconut today. I dont think I've ever had one before. It should be fun, I'm excited. The challenge will be opening it without spilling the milk. Its fatty though, so this is more like a treat than a meal. I wonder what if it'll be yummy.

It has begun...

In other news, This fucking blows.