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bagelofdeath

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT: Tournament of Champions Part One

Jun 04, 2009 09:24

My life currently all about freaking out over my San Diego/Vegas tickets because I want a change and the price they're asking is absolutely absurd (hint: the change cost is $200 more than the TICKET). So instead of curling up into a ball and weeping, here's another Who Would Win in a Fight ( Read more... )

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demonqueen666 June 4 2009, 13:33:18 UTC

Hmm, Catwoman v. Kroenen was pretty hard to decide, but in the end I went with her because she's pretty scrappy, whereas Kroenen seems kinda reliant on his blades. Plus...Catwoman ♥
(Sorry Karl. But hey, at least Abe will be around to comfort you.)

Also, Jamie Hyneman v. Simon Cowell...needs to be on pay-per-view.

bagelofdeath June 4 2009, 13:36:17 UTC

My reason for picking Kroenen was that he's undead and can thus outlast, plus he's got all those weird ninja skills. But I do see why Catwoman might take him out.

I would definitely pay for Jamie vs. Simon. It would be amazing.

demonqueen666 June 4 2009, 18:05:17 UTC

If it's movie Catwoman (good movie, I mean, not...the other one), doesn't she have nine lives or some shiznit, though? I'm just saying.

bagelofdeath June 5 2009, 11:10:52 UTC

She was just really good at not dying. In the Halle Berry movie, she had magical basketball powers.

thunderbiscuit June 4 2009, 13:55:45 UTC

Oh man. Those are some seriously interesting pair ups. I would give anything to see Velma Kelly v. Omarosa, and Jamie v. Simon.

You know, I had a hard time deciding between Joey and Marge. But what made me choose Marge was the fact that she has serious hair, therefore meaning she has massive muscle strength in her neck and shoulders. I bet she could use her head alone to take Joey out. *nod nod*

misc_negro June 4 2009, 14:02:00 UTC

a headbutt is a good tool and being that Joey loves the ladies she may be convinced to get in close for a smooch if Marge plays her cards right then.. BAM CRANIUM CRACK and hes out. I can see that happening.

bagelofdeath June 5 2009, 11:11:30 UTC

OOH, I LIKE IT. Good theory.

misc_negro June 4 2009, 13:57:10 UTC

Marge because she can inact mama strength in times of need.
I love Shake, but Mr. Peanut is like a master fencer and that sodium will get your waaaay before the fatty shake.
Tarantino can maybe write a good fight, but Del Toro will choke him out while smoking i'm sure. Hell, look at that picture.
Snape, he would do it and not have the decency to freaking blink. Although he will probably dust his shoulders off afterward.
Matt Damon breakdances... thats it.
In what world can Catwoman use her feminine sexy cat skills to best a "man" with no organs or endocrine system to get all hot and bothered? YUP Kronen all the way the sound would be "SHANK SHANK SHANK MEOWWWWCH *gurgle* step step... SHANK SHANK SHANK SHANK"

bagelofdeath June 5 2009, 11:12:39 UTC

But Kroenen CANNOT shank anyone--weapons are banned! And that is indeed a weapon.

Though I still think Matt Damon could best Edward Norton. Norton's awesome, but he looks like I could take him.

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bagelofdeath June 5 2009, 11:13:45 UTC

:( Don't let the movie ruin her! While I do believe Kroenen's undead ninja skills would pay off, surely you don't hold Batman & Robin against Batman?

joeypoey June 4 2009, 16:35:28 UTC

Simon's tools at hand: a sharp tongue and deadly seriousness.

Jamie's tools at hand: deadly seriousness and C4 he snuck in despite the rules (and you know he would).

Winner is clear.

demonqueen666 June 4 2009, 18:03:40 UTC

Well, now I'm just thinking of Venture Brothers: "Don't eat that, it's C4!!"

bagelofdeath June 5 2009, 11:14:05 UTC

I just think Simon would punch like a girl.