I subscribed to Open Bethlehem today and plan to do all I can for them next year.

I didn't realise Bethlehem was in such a state. Israel's thirty foot wall of doom passes around Bethlehem and separates it from Nazareth and Jerusalem, people are required to go through two hour long checks and queues to pass from Israeli land into Palestinian ( Read more... )

I want a pet duck called Howard. He would follow me around and quack when I wasn't happy.

"Singing is a gift from God, and when
people say I can't sing, it's kind of like
insulting God." - Fergie, Black Eyed Peas

*cough*

I know it isn't funny, but the teenage tourette camp program I watched threw up several moments that were actually quite funny and usually the people in the program recognised as funny ( Read more... )

Nice to know there's awards for music voted for specifically by thirty something year old fatties who sweat lots in offices ( Read more... )

How can anyone describe something as an athletic sport when the teams consist of fourty year old men being defended by twenty four stone men who have probably never broken into a sprint?

Surely that makes office stationary contract negotiations equally a sport?

Chocolate cake, a bottle of Broon and steak and kidney pie wit' chips 'n' gravy for the soul

Kath told me that after I fell asleep while watching the long kiss goodnight I beat box snored in my sleep.

I rule.

I am a giant child. This news article has the WORST headline ever. Read the story for an explanation.

It's 5:38 and I've had two periods of 30 minutes sleep so far tonight. My back is so bad even sittig or standing is putting me in so much pain I haev to constantly drink water to cover up my dry mouth. I've not been able to sleep aside from a couple of hours a night from about 7am for weeks now and I can't do it anymore ( Read more... )