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The worst things about going on holiday is looking at your alarm clock and discounting it's use, then realising the next time you'll hear it is the morning after you get back, about sixty minutes before you start work ( Read more... )

Nobody knows me like these streets know me ( Read more... )

First night out in foerever and someone steals my phone.

Congratulations you win a pay as you go with £2 on it.

I'm upset though because I've lost my frinends. A mobile can be replaced, friends can not.

I spent today using a pnumatic drill to break through six inches of concrete and digging three foot deep holes for the new gates Dad's putting up. This was hardcore and made me feel both manly and pathetic as my sixty six year old father is totally fitter and more stacked then me and he laughed at me getting out of breath ( Read more... )

117. Albert Hammond, Jr. "Yours To Keep ( Read more... )

I started writting a follow up to Penguin Love Song this morning. It's tentative title? Snake Love Song.

It features the line "If I had legs, I'd be down on my knees."

I can't picture Radiohead fans diggin' it.

When I put on the news this morning while enjoying a cuppa the first thing I saw on BBC news 24 was three people sitting in the studio, two presenters and one a reporter sitting next to them. All wearing the traditional coloured suits (two ladies brighter then the chap's grey ( Read more... )

So far looks like this:

Hammersmith Palais will be due to shut and turn into an office block with a crap over priced restaurant for twats on the bottom floor. Bloc Party will release their new album with a good single, everyone will buy it and proclaim it to be "The best album of our generation!" Three weeks later it will sit in a pile with the ( Read more... )

I lived in either a Carry On film or a Hammer Horror film.