Can You Handle My...Truth?

[baggylettuce]

Disclaimer: this story is not for the faint of heart. If you are pregnant, epileptic, suffer from heart disease, or are a human being with a soul and morals, please read only at your own risk.So, Friday night. My friends Harriet and Sarah have a houseboat, and as a whole load of university friends have just arrived in London they decide to throw a

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[griffin_mill]

Oh. My. Gooooooooooooooooooooood. I love you. For the story, and for "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go Putting Your Goddamn Penis In My Hand," which has chart-topper written all over it.

[baggylettuce]

Thank you. I feel it was almost worth the trauma just for "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go Putting Your Goddamn Penis In My Hand". Almost.

[beebers]

I'm laughing too hard to offer you the ample (ha) sympathy you deserve, but trust I'll be sharing this story with all of my pals!

[baggylettuce]

Hmph! Share away - warn everyone you know that boys are disgusting!

[missbingley]

That's horrible. And hilarious. Hilariously horrible and horribly hilarious. I'm so sorry that happened to you and even sorrier for cackling at it the way I just did.

[baggylettuce]

I just have no idea what I'm going to say/do next time I see him. Probably cackle and run away.

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go Putting Your Goddamn Penis In My Hand

[kaytethinks]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh my god. I'm sorry that happened to you; what a freak he must be! And I'm sorry that I had to stop reading after ever paragraph to recover from the laughter. I love you.

Re: Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go Putting Your Goddamn Penis In My Hand

[baggylettuce]

Hee, thank you. I'm actually incredibly amused and enjoying the fact that thanks to the internet I've now told everyone in the world what a freak he is.

[rockgeisha]

Ahaha. How rude!

[baggylettuce]

Seriously! Boys are yucky.