Last week, in my politics class, I had to do an oral presentation and hand in an outline with my thesis, sources, etc ( Read more... )

It's been an utterly insane week for the denizens of Hollywood, no? This much concentrated hilarity could ultimately be harmful to the environment, so it only comes along once in a while.

Man, Britney, you're pure class.

I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad. No, that's not totally true, I already laughed a lot.

Sweet.

Haw-haw, I'm married!

Could Momma Spears be any happier?

Well, who wouldn't be proud to marry a man with such, uh, classy friends?

Hott!I mean, I never thought she was particularly bright, but hot damn, ( Read more... )

So bored. And when I am bored and feeling random, a poll is the funnest thing to do.

Poll Yet Another Random Mallory Poll

Mallory's Pop Culture Roundup is a new feature that I'm bringing to you kind people, where I read magazines and watch TV for you so that you won't have to. You can thank me later.

Allure

Cover Model: Jessica Simpson.
Initial Thoughts: "Ew, why does Heidi Klum look so ugly? Oh, ew. Ew. Jessica Simpson on the cover of my magazine. Ew."
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Setting: Creative Writing, Albertus Hall, Thursday afternoon.

Assignment: A poemA tall girl, dressed in an outfit highly reminiscent of Jennifer Lopez, replete with a beaded bandana, sits at her desk, licking a lollipop. The surrounding desks are filled with people of the emo, hipster type. Picture all black, a beret and a Che Guevara shirt. Very ( Read more... )