This is such fucking bullshit...

[bakunin_burger]

What the fuck?  One minute I'm smoking pot and wondering what to torch next, and the next I'm sitting in a bus with registration papers for this fucking school!  This sucks.  I'm going to start a fucking riot if I don't get an explanation!  I swear, ever since I came to this country it feels like I'm back in under Stalinist yoke.  Fucking

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[bakunin_burger]

You mean even if I do get my explanation? Maybe. We'll see.

Nice name, by the way.

[bakunin_burger]

Y'r welcome.

[eliza_phelp]

Fuck it. All that and you just leave. You were supposed to follow me inside, cocksucker.

[bakunin_burger]

Hmm? Sorry, didn't want to interrupt your date.

[eliza_phelp]

It wasn't a date, it was a pay-off for his voting for me.

Look, do you want to get together or not? Not necessarily for sex, so don't get your hopes up.

[bakunin_burger]

I don't have hopes. Yeah, sure.

Thought I was supposed to be the stalker. Damn.

[dot_wordsie]

I came here to escape the stuck up snobs at boarding school. I swear I light a smoke while a group of people were walking by and they nearly shat themselves.

Ps Welcome, looks like I’m not going to be the only one scaring the people around here.

[eliza_phelp]

What was that last bit?

[will_wordsworth]

I believe that Dot was talking about scaring people by their appearances. No matter how evil and devious your inner self may be, your outer self is rather innocent looking.

[eliza_phelp]

Hm. You're very good at being a middleman, Will, if I may call you Will. *crosses your name off of the list*

Dot, have fun with your 200 cats and brown pants that come up to your boobs.

[will_wordsworth]

Does this school need spelling lessons that badly?

You'd be surprised at what this school needs. I always thought that in paying thousands of dollars a year to go to a private school we would at least get a more than decent, and varied, education out of it. Most of the teachers know shit all about what they're teaching.

But welcome around. And if Coleridge could go all these years without getting expelled, so can you.

[bakunin_burger]

The entire school system needs to be revolutionized. Hell...the entire world needs it, but I'm only one man. Heh.

I doubt Coleridge goes to the extremes I do.

[will_wordsworth]

Just think what those "but I'm just one man" men have done in the past. Ghandi, Martian Luther King, Charles Manson even if you wish to compare yourself to a cult leader. So stop whining and comitting acts of petty violence and get your shit together if the world needs to be changed.

And of course he doesn't. Samuel doesn't have a passion for anything other than getting high and trying to be manly. Although if they keep in a kid who's stoned off his ass most of the time, they're bound to keep you around.

[bakunin_burger]

Ghandi was a fucking idiot. His political means were stupid, his life was wasted, and he was martyr, which is the mosty idiotic use of a life.

Martin Luther King? See above.

Manson was an idiot. He got caught.

I don't whine, and I don't commit acts of petty violence. I speak my mind and I dirupt the socially accepted norm. May be the same to you, but frankly, I don't give a flying fuck what you think.

Getting stoned doesn't disrupt anything. It just makes him useless. Kicking him out wouldn't change a thing. As for him trying to be manly...yeah, try is the operative word.

[bipoelar]

Morbid fuckers? I hadn't realised there were any of those or I would never have agree to come. Howard! You never told me there were morbid fuckers at this school! You lied to me, Howard. I'm wounded.

[bakunin_burger]

Oh, you're funny.

Are you the one that distills absinthe? I haven't had some in a while.

[bipoelar]

No.

I am the one who will be distilling absinthe in short order. You cannot rush perfection.

[bakunin_burger]

True. Let me know when you're done.