Holy shit. I come back from rehab* to find the Dean's car exploded, people have died and the dean's car exploded?

Fucking A. FUCKING A!!!

(Hey, Alfric! You can't pin it on me, you asshole. So kisses!)

* Dad and I took a little trip and saw Amy Winehouse perform. That's right. I'm cooler than all of you combined.

So... Bill. Curiosity, here. Are we exclusive or inclusive?

Because I kinda want to throttle somebody's thick monster-neck. Hope you don't mind.

Okay. Let's see. Um. Weird? Hi?

This is what you look like, Weird:

1. Math
2. Romantic and Victorian Poetry
3. Italian4. Drawing ( Read more... )

Right. Well. I've beeb thinking about it, and sinte Sandra's family is coming in for Chrsstmas, I went blonder again.

Consider it your Chritsmas present.

heyeh. I[m not drunk. jUst typingly shallenged.

I'm tempted to go to the dance.

Naked.

Okay, maybe not naked. But with a more interesting choice of dress than most of the ones I've seen in shop windows.

Hey, Bill. I liked your note, by the way. And the gift. Don't know if I remembered to tell you or not.

Forget giving away the booze or even selling it. I'm having an impromptu party tonight at ten. No one busted Freddy's party, so let's have it in the woods behind school. It'll be cold, but not for long, if you get my drift.

No birthday wishes? Seriously? No gifts? No trinkets?

You people suck.

I'm gonna take gunpowder to all of y'all. Not kidding. Soon as I get enough gunpowder, that's what I'm gonna do.

Sandra and Dad did not die in the car accident, and it doesn't look like they'll be dying in the near future, so that's good ( Read more... )

It's okay it's okay it's okay i's okay everything's fine. Everything GOING to be fine.

Shitshithsitshitshitshitshit.

Oh, fuck.

Okay, okay. It's fine. I'mg it's going to be okay.

Iti'mj ust going to go lie down.

To celebrate Halloween, we're going to have a little a little Christmas ditty ( Read more... )