Hey, Machiavelli!

Here's a new icon, just for you!

There's music that goes with it. Ha ha ha ha HAAAAAAAA ha. Ha ha ha ha HAAAAAAAAA ha!

HA!

Okay, come on ( Read more... )

You've got to be fucking kidding me! Jane doesn't have anyone running against her. Why the hell would Nick want the job anyway? I've been trying to get it for two fucking years, and he's a jock.

Okay. Fine. Fuck it. Here's my campaign thingie.

As your vice president, I swear not to let the administration push you guys around. Nick doesn't ( Read more... )

HA!

I am running for vice president. If anyone else tries to run, they'll die. Horribly.

It's about time we had someone like me doing the job. You know, someone who can actually do it, instead of all the student council meeting members who would just blow off meetings. I mean, come on.

So vote for me. 'Cause I'll work for you.

It's absolute shit! I didn't fucking do it, and he ought to know it! But no, he had a bunch of the magazines in there and the cops found them and probably started asking questions about what he was doing with them there when he had a bunch of kids coming in and out all the time. So he's just fucking trying to pin it on me ( Read more... )

This is shit.

Ann Taylor is a fucking idiotic bitch.

Oh, sure. Some of you into the nutters might say she foresaw me and Jane, but that's crap. She didn't foresee anything.

This is just a very creepy, FALSE, coincidence.

Holy crap. My parents took me to Texas for a vacation. To TEXAS ( Read more... )

For the record, just so I can make this clear to all you hoes (and rakes), I was imprisoned. Briefly. But they couldn't do anything to me. Oh, they might have thought I'd killed some chickens by smacking them against the grille of my car and then given them to Chick-Fil-A to feed the unsuspecting public, they might have thought I was running my own ( Read more... )

Aj-

Not sure when I'd run into you, so I just wanted to leave a note saying that in case you haven't noticed, we're breaking up. Effective... *checks watch* Two days ago.

Ta!

-Eliza

Well.

Turns out I didn't need those medications.