My Run-In With Police. For the Record.

[eliza_phelp]

For the record, just so I can make this clear to all you hoes (and rakes), I was imprisoned. Briefly. But they couldn't do anything to me. Oh, they might have thought I'd killed some chickens by smacking them against the grille of my car and then given them to Chick-Fil-A to feed the unsuspecting public, they might have thought I was running my own

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[burning_blake]

I still don't understand why they released me. But I'm not complaining.

[eliza_phelp]

Well, I realized a bunch of goats into the school. And chickens. And the school files are all messed up. And the principal's picture is on the Internet, featuring him dressed up in a cocktail waittress uniform with playboy pantyhose.

Unless you did something like that, I don't see why they should keep you longer than they did me.

[burning_blake]

Well, they did suspect me of murdering Neddy and Emily at one point...but since he was there alive and drinking kicking, and she's back at school, that theory kind of petered out.

I thought it was sheep you let loose in the school? Or was this after I left?

[vforvictorhugo]

Apparently leaving early was an unexpectedly wise idea.