My Birthday, Thanks

[eliza_phelp]

No birthday wishes? Seriously? No gifts? No trinkets?

You people suck.

I'm gonna take gunpowder to all of y'all. Not kidding. Soon as I get enough gunpowder, that's what I'm gonna do.

Comments

[b_pendennis]

Some of us simply didn't know, I'm afraid. That's what we get for being the new kid in town.

Is there an acceptable time for gifts to be delivered? And I suppose suggesting that birthday spankings are in order sill simply get more gunpowder plots?

[eliza_phelp]

Um. The spanking will get you killed. Seriously. Skip the gunpowder and go straight to the knife in the chest.

[b_pendennis]

Good thing I wasn't being serious about the spankings, then. Or proposing that I got to deliver them. The first question still stands, though.

[eliza_phelp]

I guess I'm open to presents. No deadline, I guess. So long as it's on my birthday and all.

[bakunin_burger]

Egotist.

Happy birthday.

[vforvictorhugo]

I didn't forget, but unfortunately I haven't seen you all day and I just got online- happy birthday!