Here is the difference between david and I- I would give up the toilet for an emergency, something that cannot be donw somewhere else in a civilized place, and he would take it all for himself. I am not proud to say at 1:34 am I have to take a crap, and he its draped all ovet the toilet like a sanitary ring, but no, he cannot think to move to the ( Read more... )

I really think this Livejournal thing is a college student's goof-off machine-well, I suppose facebook is the new shizzle, but whatever. I just wanted to tell someone/thing: HE LET HIS HAIR GO LOOSE AGAIN TODAY AND HE DIDN'T IMMEDIATELY PUT IT BACK IN A PONYTAIL; IN FACT HE JUST WALKED AROUND FOR 10 MINUTES WITH HIS HAIR DOWN, FLOWING LIKE A RIVER ( Read more... )

For almost three weeks now I've been having bad dreams nearly every single night. Not the kind you have when you're little and you're afraid to go back to bed, but the kind that ruin your day before the day even starts. Mostly, I dream that I've been placed in a situation where something bad is already in progress, I notice that something is going ( Read more... )

So I was on vacation last week (This is how I know I am grown-up: I go on vacation) and I went to two fabulous places: San Diego and Yosemite ( Read more... )

So I think I figured it out; why I don't particularly feel like a girl/woman/chick whatever. Lately, I have had more interests in common with guys than with girls. In my little world, there are three kinds of people I interact with in a friendly-type way: co-workers, David, and friends. The women at work are all at least 10 years older than I am ( Read more... )

I don't remember the last time I wore a skirt. It is possible that I am some sort of genderless socialist worker bee, without the socialism part. And the genderless part too, because I feel more stereotypically male than female or neutral. Is it because my boobs are shrinking? Is it because I have a physically demanding job? Is it because my boss ( Read more... )

Is it Thursday yet? Is it? Is it? This is a three-day-week for me, and I slept in for an hour and a half this morning because I knew that no one was going to be at work until 10, but I am already so over this week. I am over everything. The apartment looks like a college dorm explosion. My philosophy is to put things back where they came from when ( Read more... )

I am so awesome at indoor skateboarding, the kitchen cabinets are dented! Woo!

Gotta go pick up the husband from lab-he bought me a mini-loaf of bread. I love him!

It's been raining hard and steadily all day long, since last night actually, and I don't know what to do with myself. I suppose that I've been doing a good job, since it's 3:37 and I've been up since 8, but now I'm bored. I don't want to go outside and get soggy, I don't want to drive somewhere because Californians don't know how to drive when the ( Read more... )

The old Big Boss' son has a habit of making collage/abstract artworks instead of doing actual work at my place of employment, and he hangs these things up in the main hallway for everyone to see. After passing them by for two weeks, I was inspired to write a few haiku(s ( Read more... )