Keep April 23rd open guys! Standard Suspect has a confirmed SHOW that night! It may be the last big BLOWOUT show so we need everyone there to say goodbye! I'll give you more details as they come up, but it's with Charlie Don't Surf and it's probably going to be at JACK's Patio Bar...................

So Saturday night at Brandi's party I proved to myself that basically I have no balls whatsoever. I had the perfect opportunity to speak up and let someone know that I am attracted to them and I blew it. This certain someone was complaining that she just wanted to have fun and make out with a cute boy while I was standing right next to her, and I ( Read more... )

I swear WOMEN will be the end of me!!!

Well we (Matt and I) finally had our individual "Getting Acquainted" meetings with our new BOSS here in the office! What a huge fucking waste of time! It did absolutely nothing except further prove the point that our BOSS is a worthless piece of crap, and that he has the people skills of a Medieval Executioner (you know, the guys who wear the black ( Read more... )

Well I officialy have the big BOOM BOOM back in my car again!!! I put 2 450 watt 12 inch subs in my trunk with an 800 watt Pioneer Amplifier. So Brandi all we need to do is set a date that we can go cruise and BASS out to some fat DJ LAZ! AHHH YEEAAAH! DJ LAZ got freaky bitchs......

I was reading something very interesting on the WEB the other day about Serial Killers. The article I was reading was about Jeffrey Dahmer, and about all the weird shit he did before he started his massive killing spree in 1978 when his first victim was murdered. In 1973 when Dahmer was 14 years old he was arrested on animal cruelty charges in his ( Read more... )

Well I think this is officially the first year EVER that my birthday totally fucking sucked big fat donkey scrotum! The only bright side to the day was going to lunch at Chris Madrid's and eating a huge fucking chessy ass Hamburger with three bad ass people from my office, Matt, Raquel and Alonzo! Thanks guys! If it wouldn't have been for you the ( Read more... )

I find it extremely amusing when the "Press" or any other person trying to make up a valid excuse for our nations celebrities uses the phrase "Making an example of them!" Every body knows that our celebrities in society today get away with way to fucking much these days. Our Movie, TV and Music Stars get dozens upon dozens of chances after getting ( Read more... )

Well my sisters wedding was very nice! I am really happy for her and her new husband (ever though he's a loser)...Wow it's weird saying that! The wedding all went as planned and there were no big drunken scenes or any tripping down the isle or anything like that. I sang a song in the wedding ceremony and it also went off without a hitch. I was ( Read more... )