Here I'll try to ascertain why dating goal-oriented women in their mid-twenties to their late thirties is a bad idea, especially if you enjoy being unemployed. Also it's a good reason to go back to school, to get around some fresh meat (emotionally as well as pink-edly ( Read more... )

Derrick Jensen Was Raped By A Mammal ( Read more... )

1. Rape is less cruel than a lion eating a baby giraffe, and therefore it's funny ( Read more... )

..every time your router "crashed" and had to be unplugged and plugged back in, whether that was an infiltration by the fuckwit central bank-worshipping they'd-microchip-your-clit-if-they-could NSA?

Fuck you agent

Hells yes 17 inch screen for under 550 brand spanking new ACE fReeley ( Read more... )

...heard the USSR's national anthem.....it's fucking BAD ASS!

Check out Paul Robeson's version if you somehow find yourself at this page and wish to leave:

http://www.myspace.com/paulrobeson

mewithoutYou sucks! I'm even from Philly. Your success is undeserved. I've never been more motivated to dislike a band after ten seconds than after that drivel. I hope you all get syphillis and go deaf.

Devendra Banhart Sucks

how to win the war on terror ( Read more... )

You get a bullet in
You get some bloodspray out
You get a bullet in
What the fuck's all that about?

You did the Hokie pokey and you bled yourself around
Was College worth that crap?