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So I finally got a new fucking guitar.

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So I just got back from seeing Spider-Man 3 and being a devout Spider-Man fan I had high hopes for this movie.

Those hopes no longer exist.

Someone took a shit on my dreams.

So I was thinking to myself....
Man....

I wish I had a Home-Run Turnover.

Prologue - I just got back from seeing Grindhouse and I have to say that it is probably one of the most FUCKED UP movies I have ever seen. Let me tell you if you're into scrotum removal, Thanksgiving. and amputees please rush to the nearest theater near you ( Read more... )

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