ciao, artisan bread!

[bama_muaddib]

knives = sharp = blood all over known universe --> blood in unexplored cosmological veins = nutrients, energy, & antibodies = drew functioning as nature intended

it is by this logical fallacy i have decided slicing open one's thumb is a connotatively good event. what else could bring me such existential awareness1 of my blood's place is the vast

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[jgalloway]

I would want to be a flea. Then I could be a worthless parasite and spread bubonic plague 24 hours a day, which is basically what I do now except for the part about bubonic plague. Yep, that would be THE LIFE.

Hymenthetically speaking...

[privatepraxis]

I vote for Apis mellifera scutellata, the Africanized hybrid of the honey bee, because 1.) this choice fulfills your aforementioned hymenoptera preference, and 2.) this bee exhibits characteristics likely to come in handy when serving the public. For instance, the Africanized bee has a greater tendency to display defensive behaviors when provoked (for those rare occasions when the customer isn't always right), recruit other bees from the hive to attack (team building), and follow fleeing targets over greater distances and with greater tenacity (perfect in case there's a hold-up at the bank). Plus, it already has that great, media-frenzy-friendly "killer bee" nickname that will instantly endow you with the butched-up, hypermasculine street cred every budding bank teller needs. Good luck!

[katherinemorrow]

how about a firefly? they're my favorite.

kudos on the bolding - it's the lj style of the future. ten points for bolding hymen.

you should read my boyfriend Colin's journal - quixoticquest - you two are peas in a pod.