Dear Snow ( Read more... )

Well, now I've seen it all ( Read more... )

All McCain's "my friends" crap is making me miss Palin's bullshit winking ( Read more... )

Since we last joined Saya and Gabriel in the domestic Shangri-La that is their flawless union, our dashing hero and benevolent heroine have made some changes...

1.) We magically transformed from childless bourbon-swillers into responsible, wisdom-dispensing, homework-helping, did-you-do-your-chores-asking parental figures/legal guardians with the ( Read more... )

 I was gonna reply to your post and tell you how everything will be okay and you won't feel this torn apart forever, even though right now  it feels like you will because that's how torn apart you are ( Read more... )

 Need to finish a couple of projects for work. Need to do laundry. Need to pack for beach. Need to run errands for beach-related items. Need to do so many things.

So hung over. Feel and look like puffy shit.

Need to drink less. Particularly on a school night.

 American Airlines had best get their act together fast! I'm supposed to fly out to Chicago on Tuesday and I foolishly booked my return for the last flight out on Thursday night. They lured me in with those direct flights! No layover with the potential for cancellation, I thought. Such luxury ( Read more... )

Feliz cumpleanos, Jasminita!

I will get you a plastic empanada...made in China, of course!

 At the intersection of sugar and science:
http://www.peepresearch.org/

This Easter impress your brunchmates with your encyclopedic knowledge of the effect of liquid nitrogen on Peeps!

I am exhausted. And yet oh-so-very awake. Acid reflux sucks. Prevacid is so pink-and-purple pretty but ultimately worthless. And so I sit and wait for the gurgling and churning to quiet down so that I might recline and sleep without feeling vomitous.

As an alternative to sleep I'm researching wedding trip locales. We could go here http://www. ( Read more... )