I am so entering Playboys "Girls of Olive Garden" contest.

I hate the process of moving. However, I love that we are moving into a sweet-ass house. 

 I just spent two and a half hours watching a movie, and in the end the pervert cuts his crotch out. 

A couple of weeks ago, we brought home a little baby boy

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I fail to understand why it is that people do what they do. To reduce someone to tears, to make them question their abilities simply because they must feel superior to someone else. You know, it isnt my fault you have a small penis, it isnt my fault that you never did anything with your life and have now become a bitter old hag, I am doing my ( Read more... )

I so want to go back to school
99% because I hate waiting tables, but 1% because my mommy gave me a sweet ass bag for Christmas that would be so cute on campus.
But like I said, mainly so I can actually be an adult and contribute to society.
Am looking at schools in Florida. Maybe.

I need some inspiration bleck

Damn! I shouldnt have paid that Indian to help me ford the river 

My boyfriend is causing all my problems on the Oregon Trail

I might be the only girl in the world who asks her boyfriend to take her mothers dolls to work with him.

Also, the neighbors might have murdered each other a few minutes ago.

Also, I want to party like its 1999 (not in relation to any kind of violence the neighbors may or may not have commited on each other)  (that sentence seemed awkward)