Poll New Years funness
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It hasnt felt very Christmasy at all lately. Maybe because when I step outside to get the paper I am hot in my shorts and t-shirt, or maybe its just that I am in the doldrums. Altough this makes me smile

I am pretty sure that the highlight of my day shouldnt be I Love New York 2 (although I do hope she picks Tailor Made)
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Ha!
 My mommy and I saw this last week and almost peed our pants. I havent seen it since

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I find that being an Alabama football fan is alot like dating an asshole, having had experience with both.  They give you just enough to keep you coming back, The weekend of the Arkansas game, when we managed to pull of a last minute victory, I thought to myself, this is it, this is the beginning of our return to greatness, it is really going to ( Read more... )

Dear Santa,
 How good do I have to be to see this under the tree?

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I am seriously crashing from a major sugar rush. Bleck.
But at least I found the red pumps I have been lusting after for 15 dollars, and bought a new magazine that is my soulmate, and I will probably make a bed for it out a shoebox, and put it right next to my bed, like I used to do with all my new toys when I was a kid.

I am trying to ignore the crying kitty outside that followed me home :(

Also this...   
gives a whole new meaning to the words magic wand, well October 11 was national coming out day

Also Roll Tide

I almost peed my pants watching the midget on I Love New York 2

For four whole days I dont have to ask anyone if they would like fresh grated romano cheese on their anything!!!!!!!

I hope that Jacksonville is prepared for the Polly/Mikelo experience.
Roll Tide!!!!!!!

Edit. Also. I have the best boyfriend in the history of boyfriends, and he is a sweet-ass piece of man meat :)

Overheard at Olive Garden this Sunday.

A grandmother yelling at her three or so year old grandson

"WE DO NOT SWING OUR ARMS AND SKIP!"

How sad.