The Many Faces of Pokey Chatman

[bamskee]

Listen kids, Pokey Chatman is complicated like a Rubik's Cube and twice as colorful. She will pat your ass on the court and shank you at half-time. She may or may not be related to Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.

Here's a tip: If you can see Pokey Chatman, Pokey Chatman can see you. If you can't see Pokey Chatman, you're probably about to

Comments

[reeve_dorsey]

ohmyeffingG-Dmothernaturelovingjesusshitholymotherofgodgoodlord

tears. literally. rolling down my cheeks. dying with laughter.

[bamskee]

I say thank you to a sister for introducing me to the exciting world of Pokey Chatman and jimmydykebasketball.

[fourhoursago]

hahahahahahahahaha i hope pokey do not see this or you are DEAD MEAT.

[bamskee]

Her JimmyDykeDeathSquad has already come to my door.

[flyonthewall26]

that is by far the most amusing thing i've ever seen. that's the type of intimidating black woman i strive to be.

[bamskee]

That's the kind of intimidating black woman you almost are on MLK day

[etiennarq]

Sometimes I forget how fucking funny you are.

Then, you remind me with entries like this. Please write here everyday. My life gets so boring and laughless. Make me laugh, Ben. Its your new daily goal.

[bamskee]

I LOVE YOU ETIENNA QUALLS! LIKE THE DICKENS.

P.S. Amber and I were talking the other day about speech stuff. We were wondering what ever happened to Hart El'Samaaamaryaryayaiaiai. Do you know?

[etiennarq]

Well, he got in some kind of motorcycle accident shortly after graduating high school and is still having plastic surgery on his face to fix the damage. I know he's still living in Lafayette and working as a mechanic somewhere. That's all I know, unfortunately, since we were pretty good friends. We just never kept in touch.

[bamskee]

This makes me bummedddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT WEDNESDAY?

[bamskee]

Emoshunal.