yeah, so i don't ever ever ever do this. but i think this time it's worth it. please, whoever reads this, don't stop before you get to the shy/outgoing question ( Read more... )

so i have like a million of these online journal things and i don't keep up with any of them. i basically sign up so i can pry into other people's lives ( Read more... )

wow. it's been a really long time since i've updated ( Read more... )

okay, this entry is ridiculous. but what's new. so it's thursday, and you know what that means: the latest edition of the Colfax Chronicle! as my adoring fans know, there's nothing i like more than a heapin' helpin' of white trash. so i thought i'd share this little tidbit with you. i'm going to duplicate an article from the chronicle. it will look ( Read more... )

so last night was ridiculous. it was amber's 21st birthday and she INSISTED that i go to the casino. like a good little friend, i gritted my teeth, drank a 32 oz. miller lite on way, drank several more miller lites once inside and beared it ( Read more... )

yes, i know it's been awhile. i've just been so busy lately, what with the poetry and all ( Read more... )

well, kids. it's election day. the hopes and dreams of two men hinge on the outcome of today's election. the president hopes and dreams of the day he will own iraq and turn all its citizens into modern-day plantation workers. oh, dubya, don't you know it's too sandy over there to plant cypress trees and crepe myrtles. but you know that texas tea is ( Read more... )

it saddens me really, to think that some people will go through this life without ever knowing the pleasure of sweet, sweet laughter. a sense of humor is sweeter than the syrupy sweet i wrote about in a poem i penned just this morning. I was driving to work and i thought to myself -- oh laughter. laughter is the sweetest juice. if not for laughter ( Read more... )

well, folks, what can i say. apprentice was delicious last night. so delicious, in fact, that i wrote a poem ( Read more... )

what happens to a dream deferred ( Read more... )