Dear Stragglers,

I have arranged for all of you to have a PRIVATE LESSON in PAIN!


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Listen kids, Pokey Chatman is complicated like a Rubik's Cube and twice as colorful. She will pat your ass on the court and shank you at half-time. She may or may not be related to Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.

Here's a tip: If you can see Pokey Chatman, Pokey Chatman can see you. If you can't see Pokey Chatman, you're probably about to ( Read more... )

Top 30 Chuck Norris Facts!

I have hilighted my favorites:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck ( Read more... )

I would like to make a new livejournal layout, but am way too lazy to actually do it myself. If someone loves me, please advise on layout OK THANKS

I am doing that thing where I post the first and last sentences from the first entry of every month in 2005. I am also doing that thing where I get pretend drunk and make out with someone at midnight and then all tomorrow say, "OH MY GOD I WAS SO DRUNK I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT." Oh boy, what a New Year!

January:Hey ladies ( Read more... )

I have just had the 10 most bewildering hours of mixed emotions in my entire life. If I were in seventh grade this would be acceptable, I think ( Read more... )