ice ice baby ( Read more... )

last night i had a dream that jesus came to earth in the form of a shimmering, silver alien with big black eyes, like the kind you see on those conspiracy theory tv shows. he appeared to everybody simultaneously while we laid in the summer grass underneath the summer stars and told us without ever moving his mouth the secret of life, only now i ( Read more... )

On the airplane today, I sat in between an exceedingly kind old chubby man with glasses and a mustache who reminded me of the bond company stooge in the Life Aquatic and a lady who wore pointy glasses and bought a miniature bottle of Chardonnay for the flight. She also bought one of their snack packages and every time she ate a cracker and started ( Read more... )