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[bandaged]

her: hey, are you coming to church with us tomorrow?
me: what? i don't go to church. sorry.
her: but why not? just come with us. you will like it.
me: i don't know about you, but i know that i can only hear the same story so many times before i realize that it is just a storyher: oh. i'm sorry for even asking. i have to go

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Hah!

[slickxero]

Religion! There's a crack up! I won't even get started, I'll just say this; Crusades eh? Wasn't that a hoot!!!

[xglossyxgirlx]

All I gotta say is...I was forced to go to Passover (you know that Jewish holiday?)...and I had to read from that stupid little book... I tried to make it as interesting as possible by shouting out random words...then they tried to make me eat the brisket! bastards! Yeah so religion=yuck

<3 The Bean Who Isn't A Believer

[conceptual]

yeah it is,
just wait until they catch you mocking jesus, yo.
<3.