At 2 mins past 1 and 3 seconds this morning the exact date and time would have been 1.02.03 04/05/06...oooooo!

The mighty Boosh-a-thon last night at Tom smith's was amazing, and very surreal with a guest appearance by Bruce Campbell and too much vodka..i am still slightly drunk and it's nice weather outside...might just wipe myself down with a Victorian Boy then fashion some form of deckchair out of 5 more victorian children and bask in the hot stuff

Climbing escalation spread over the decaying red and yellow tent. The spidery branches of the ringmaster rose over his crumbling features, mouth locked, eyes squinting through the thick stench of smoke and piss. The lying darkness rubbed its sticky fingers across his body, grinning out at the audience, reached deep into the man and parted his ( Read more... )

Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp


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Wen't lookin' for work today, as i need money...not just the urge to work:P if anyone wants me to work for them that would be great! Was fun, Jess is extremely good company and had a nice coffee/hot chocolate. Got essay to write tonight though, party.

crumpets have to be the most fucking amazing food substance ever invented! especially with peanut butter and chocolate sprinkles, dont mock it till u tryed it...anyway..yeah crumpets rule, that is all.

here is the start of the story i'v been writing, if you are interested talk to me and i can send you more. It gets good ( Read more... )

Hello. I'm working out how to use this thing! Hurrah!