JACK NICHOLSON: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason. (Well, that's certainly why I do everything.)
SARAH PALIN: I don't know why, but I can see the chicken from Alaska!
JOE BIDEN: Because it's as out of touch with the economy as John McCain.
**You know, I've been told that God said, at some point, the earth will be swallowed up and dragged into the depths of Hell. Do you ever wonder what He's waiting for?
Re: Sarah and Joe, I was also thinking of this scenario:
GWEN IFILL (Moderator): A question for both candidates: why do *you* think the chicken crossed the road?
SARAH PALIN: Because it had run out of lipstick! (smiles at the audience, which is laughing appreciatively at her wit)
JOE BIDEN: It's my understanding, Governor Palin, that chickens don't have lips.
SARAH PALIN: Alaska chickens do. They're mavericks.
GWEN IFILL: (after laughter dies down) Senator Biden, we'd like to hear your answer as to why the chicken crossed the road.
JOE BIDEN: Well, it depends. If we're talking about an Alaskan chicken here, Gwen, I'd say it crossed the road because a.) it knew the bridge would lead it to nowhere and b.) to get away from doing any interviews.
XD
EDIT: **You know, I've been told that God said, at some point, the earth will be swallowed up and dragged into the depths of Hell. Do you ever wonder what He's waiting for?Heh...yes, especially in the last two weeks. =P The destructive
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I've seen this so many times, but whenever I reach the Hemingway part, I always crack up as if I've never read it before. That line is made of awesome.
If Palin is around, I don't think the chicken will make it across the road. I'm sure she'll be circling it in a helicopter as she fires repeatedly at it. (That woman brings out anger in me that I didn't even know I had. Urgh.)
If Palin is around, I don't think the chicken will make it across the road. I'm sure she'll be circling it in a helicopter as she fires repeatedly at it.
ROTFLOL!!!! I think you're right...
(That woman brings out anger in me that I didn't even know I had. Urgh.)
Hee, me too. It would be fun to take a few more authors and see what answers they'd give...hey, I think I might do that as an interactive for a future post! XD
we would fake taking a shot every time Palin said "maverick" and Biden said "fundamental."
LOL!!!! I'm glad it wasn't for real, you would have been feeling just a bit icky today. XD
Re: the Debate
I agree with your assessment. ^__^ He gave her what for on the 'maverick' thing, and I was also glad he didn't pass on rebutting the 'single parent' comment despite the painful memories it dredged up. I told someone else that I felt that moment of him choking up was more real than all SP's homespun aw shucks type comments put together.
didn't really have an opinion about him (Biden) either way before, but he held himself very well tonight, so I think I can say that I approve of him now
I thought he aquitted himself with high honor. *nodnod* His answers had substance and I felt he spoke from his heart rather than a script.;)
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My faves ~
JACK NICHOLSON: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason. (Well, that's certainly why I do everything.)
SARAH PALIN: I don't know why, but I can see the chicken from Alaska!
JOE BIDEN: Because it's as out of touch with the economy as John McCain.
**You know, I've been told that God said, at some point, the earth will be swallowed up and dragged into the depths of Hell. Do you ever wonder what He's waiting for?
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Re: Sarah and Joe, I was also thinking of this scenario:
GWEN IFILL (Moderator): A question for both candidates: why do *you* think the chicken crossed the road?
SARAH PALIN: Because it had run out of lipstick! (smiles at the audience, which is laughing appreciatively at her wit)
JOE BIDEN: It's my understanding, Governor Palin, that chickens don't have lips.
SARAH PALIN: Alaska chickens do. They're mavericks.
GWEN IFILL: (after laughter dies down) Senator Biden, we'd like to hear your answer as to why the chicken crossed the road.
JOE BIDEN: Well, it depends. If we're talking about an Alaskan chicken here, Gwen, I'd say it crossed the road because a.) it knew the bridge would lead it to nowhere and b.) to get away from doing any interviews.
XD
EDIT: **You know, I've been told that God said, at some point, the earth will be swallowed up and dragged into the depths of Hell. Do you ever wonder what He's waiting for?Heh...yes, especially in the last two weeks. =P The destructive ( ... )
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If Palin is around, I don't think the chicken will make it across the road. I'm sure she'll be circling it in a helicopter as she fires repeatedly at it. (That woman brings out anger in me that I didn't even know I had. Urgh.)
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ROTFLOL!!!!
I think you're right...
(That woman brings out anger in me that I didn't even know I had. Urgh.)
*nods fervently* I know what you mean...
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*wipes pepsi off her laptop monitor*
Was reading this quite calmly until that one. Wonderful thing to come home to after work ^____^
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*grin* I'm glad I could serve up a laugh with some Pepsi. *giggle*:D
Still trying to find a site that gives a clear outline of the American political system...XD
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^___^.
This was me when I came home
Me: *shuffle shuffle groan flop into the desk chair and spot you entry*
*rub feet read read read choke spray pepsi all over the laptop*
Still trying to find a site that gives a clear outline of the American political system...XD
Still?! I almost hate to think what that says about your political system... o.O
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Hee, me too. It would be fun to take a few more authors and see what answers they'd give...hey, I think I might do that as an interactive for a future post! XD
we would fake taking a shot every time Palin said "maverick" and Biden said "fundamental."
LOL!!!! I'm glad it wasn't for real, you would have been feeling just a bit icky today. XD
Re: the Debate
I agree with your assessment. ^__^ He gave her what for on the 'maverick' thing, and I was also glad he didn't pass on rebutting the 'single parent' comment despite the painful memories it dredged up. I told someone else that I felt that moment of him choking up was more real than all SP's homespun aw shucks type comments put together.
didn't really have an opinion about him (Biden) either way before, but he held himself very well tonight, so I think I can say that I approve of him now
I thought he aquitted himself with high honor. *nodnod* His answers had substance and I felt he spoke from his heart rather than a script.;)
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