I've done it!

[bane_archetype]

I finally decoded the message through the rift. It's coming from Alpha-Centauri, and basically... I think they're asking for showtunes? Bizarre.

Edit: I thought it felt like some sort of time-space dimensional crossover had just happened. This will be very interesting to observe.

If this is in the past, does this mean I get a few days off? ;)

Comments

[docisin]

Oh god, not you too!!!!

NDKHIFUHIFHOSDHNDS

Oh, bollocks, your Mum's going to murder me like a chicken!

[bane_archetype]

Don't joke around like that, Owen, you know full well I lost Mum a few years back.

[docisin]

OI, with the sodding gun!!!!

No, she's still alive and annoyed you decided to hang around with us 'guns blazing nutcases'.

[bane_archetype]

Stop it, Owen. It ISN'T FUNNY.

[realcaptjack]

Oh...look. You're not a teenager anymore.

....I think I'm going to have a nice little lie down.

[bane_archetype]

I haven't been for a while, Captain. There's been some sort of.. basically some of us seem to have been switched out with our older or younger selves. I imagine you weren't among those of us who've experienced this anomaly.

[realcaptjack]

Ah. Yes.

.....Right.

[thedashinghero]

Who're you, handsome?

[idalekdefective]

TWISTY TURNY THINGS GONE WRONG.

[bane_archetype]

Yes, Caan. I've gathered that much.

[idalekdefective]

BIG BOOM! Changed things.

Cap-Tain wants to shoot me. sadface

[bane_archetype]

I won't let him shoot you, you just keep out of his sights.

[thedashinghero]

How do you know about the Rift?

[bane_archetype]

Because I work for you.

[thedashinghero]

...Right.

[bane_archetype]

I do. Luke Smith, Torchwood. Mum was Sarah Jane Smith, ex-companion. I could tell you more, but I doubt you're interested in that.

[mickeynotricky]

Luke? o.O

[bane_archetype]

Mickey! I've got that Relativity Conde-... wait. Oh damn, you too, huh?

[mickeynotricky]

You're...older.

[bane_archetype]

Timelines have gone unexpectedly disorganised.