[voice]

[bankingfrancs]

[bang!]

That was your warning shot. You might notice the hole I've considerately left for you in the architecture. The next one will be between the eyes of the next person I find.

This is a violation of my long-standing neutrality. Surrender now and I might consider letting the UN try you over my rifle.

Comments

[cunningcleavage]

I will be much less pretty if you shoot me, and that will make me sad. So please don't.

When you shot the house, you shot the culprit. Welcome to the Mansion. It takes people from their worlds and keeps them here.

All of the residents were just as shocked to be here as you are, so please refrain from murdering us.

[bankingfrancs]

The mansion. In other words, this house is the culprit.

You could try better lies than that.

[cunningcleavage]

If I were lying, I'd try something you'd actually believe. Instead, I'm trying to help.

Besides, who do you know who has the power to take you away from your home to a completely different, entirely inescapable world? 'Cause I'd be seriously impressed by that kind of technology. But I bet you can't think of a single person, because it doesn't exist. It's only the Mansion.

[bankingfrancs]

For some reason, Russia comes to mind.

[blackestscales]

Since you've been so kind to give us a warning, let me return the favor.

Take a shot at me, and you will regret the day you were born.

[bankingfrancs]

If you didn't want a gun pointed at you, you should have stayed outside of my borders. Who are you to try to annex me?

[blackestscales]

Take a look around you, fool.

[bankingfrancs]

A house in the middle of nowhere. What the hell is that supposed to tell me?

[elegantvirtuoso]

That's hardly a good way to handle this situation.

[bankingfrancs]

What a predictable response from you. Tell me what the hell is going on.

[elegantvirtuoso]

Pardon me for sounding like myself. We've been captured by an unknown nation called "Wonderland", along with various others, countries and citizens alike.

[bankingfrancs]

Then where is Wonderland and why haven't they been taken care of yet? A new nation couldn't possibly have the strength to take so many countries at once. Or to get a single troop past my borders.

[magyarfujoshi]

Oh, another--!

Switzerland, it's okay, we're not being annexed!

[bankingfrancs]

Then why aren't I in Bern?

[magyarfujoshi]

The same reason I'm not in Budapest! ...I don't know, exactly, but Wonderland is not making themselves known, and Russia has been here for quite some time, and we never noticed him missing.

[bankingfrancs]

I don't care about Russia. How the hell did this Wonderland form without my noticing?

[militaristics]

It's Austria's fault.

[bankingfrancs]

As usual.

You're an unpleasant surprise. It's not as if anyone would gain anything from annexing half of a country. And an annoying one at that.

[militaristics]

Half? You're forgetting who you're dealing with! Show respect to your betters!

[bankingfrancs]

I forgot I'm dealing with someone with an unwarranted amount of narcissism.