cunningcleavage

How's My Driving?

cunningcleavage Aug 13, 2030 21:48

This is later than it should be, sorry about that, but I was thinking about it and didn't want to forget.

Do you adore the way I play Saffron? Do you hate it? Do you have a comment or a suggestion for me? Do you just want an anonymous place to Rickroll me? Well, here's your chance.

Saffron is a rather difficult character to play because there's so ( Read more... )

CALLING ALL MANSION "GUESTS"

cunningcleavage Aug 18, 2009 21:00

Lately, things in the Mansion have been shitty. Between the trial and the attack of the Mirrors and what happened to Alice, I know we're all feeling a bit low and pretty hopeless. It seems like the Mansion is trying to tear us apart. But I have an idea to help us all band together.

We're going to build an airplane.

I don't think it can be very big. ( Read more... )

it's a plane!

[Action Post, not actually recorded]

cunningcleavage Aug 14, 2009 19:36

Saffron pulls a small compact out of her pocket, opening it to reveal a small circular mirror. Then she takes out a small marker and begins writing on the mirror's surface. Somewhere in the mirrorverse, the following words appear on an identical mirror.

My Lady Queen,

I must admit that I have been most distressed during the course of this week. The ( Read more... )

[Please pretend I was around to post this on Saturday]

cunningcleavage Aug 10, 2009 10:54

Dear everyone:

If you are intending to cross to the other side of the mirrors, please stop by and see me, so I can tell you how wonderful you were in life and how much I'll miss you when you're gone. Because you're going on a suicide mission.

I'm not kidding. It's rutting dangerous over there. If you were angry after the trial about how the Queen ( Read more... )

[Video Post]

cunningcleavage Aug 04, 2009 20:47

[Video feed cuts in and portions of wall and cleavage are flashed, then there is a soft thunk and the camera goes still. Saffron steps back into the view. She has managed to get dressed, but her usual polished look was just too much today. She looks rough, and her eyes are extremely red. She takes a deep breath and looks right into the camera, ( Read more... )

Restless (004)

cunningcleavage Jul 23, 2009 18:05

I'm getting restless ( Read more... )

You know what, Mansion? I am SICK OF YOUR SHENANIGANS. (003)

cunningcleavage Jun 29, 2009 15:51

You know what, Mansion? I am FED UP. Okay?

It was a bit shiny at first, to be here with all these lovely people. But the Queen appears to be trying to destroy us all, and then you scrambled my brain and gave me memories that weren't mine, and NOW THIS. It's not fun anymore.

For those of you who'd like a good laugh, I'm sorry you missed the show ( Read more... )

screw you mansion, ghosties, cranky saffron is cranky

Personal business

cunningcleavage Jun 26, 2009 02:13

( Private to Harold Saxon and very unhackable. )

Oh, Hello!

cunningcleavage May 26, 2009 20:33

Hello, everyone ( Read more... )

[Accidental Voice Post]

cunningcleavage May 18, 2009 15:14

[loud beep]
[sound of someone falling on the floor]
[sound of fabric on fabric]
Tsai boo shr.*
[sound of feet getting fainter and louder and fainter]
Where the tyen-ah** am I?
[more feet, then clicks, voice gets much louder]
What's this? It looks like some kind of phone, or capture, or something like that.
[more clicks]
Wherever I am, it's really nice. A ( Read more... )