"did you know i can see your boobs when you do that?"
"uhhh, no! but i guess thats what happens when you have itty bitty titties?"
"its okay, your boobs are great."

umm, its safe to say we really dont have boundaries.

the one thing i dont miss about ann arbor is hipster girls. didnt they realize they were all wearing the same thing, producing the same shit, and were just carbon copies of each other? or was there supposed to be some sort of irony there i missed? hipster guys werent as bad, just heavily misguided by the prospect of hipster girls ( Read more... )

do not repeat.

 i shouldve noticed when i was near the point where i couldnt make it back ( Read more... )

in which memories are moments you experience as you recall ( Read more... )

ive been a total asshole to you for the better part of a year; but seriously, quit saying things trying to make me jealous...its not helping.

...endearing and its mine and i like it!

you know how you get into phases where some words you use more than others? here is my list (of words i am aware of):
1) stop, stop it
2) stab, stabbing
3) idiot, intelligence of a 2 year old, delusional, wackjob
4) jesus fuck, fucking fuck, fucking fucker, fuckshit
5) slow your roll
...interpret that as you will, haha.

why cant i be in bed before 1 am?

can always count on you. loveee.