you know there's something wrong with this world...

when you see an ad for The Princeton Review in MAXIM!do they expect a guy to beat off to panty-clad chicks who amazingly hide their nipples, crack up shamelessly to vulgar antecdotes of gay dogs and naughty nuns, and then, in a utter realization of his stupor, DECIDE TO GET AN SAT TUTOR ( Read more... )

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i had a great day. hadsure, spectrum (that short-ass duration) was enjoyably goofy. my being frightened was nothing short of hilarity. dynamic prince duo and their adventures once again ( Read more... )

i feel strange...very strangeit seems like blah. it isn't. sure, i'm amazingly irritable, untalkative. all that (usual) positive energy is somehow being diverted away from the norm, routed mainly towards being snappy and annoyed at things otherwise dismissed. the immature games of deceit and rancid paranoia of AP scores is perhaps the cause. ( Read more... )

in ugly fatigue, i did muster up semi-courage to convince my dad to sign the Nguyen siblings up for Spectrum and attend a Drama excursion to the Hollywood Bowl.

not much, or perhaps too much to expect from Drama people. 'twas a nice lil concert of jazz/swing sets that concluded with the overrated Big Bad Voodoo Daddies. jazz vocalists galore was ( Read more... )

farewell...sadly, the one thing i remember most about amara was her scathing letters to the editor condemning my sexist political cartoons and 'degrading' colorguard art. glad we put that behind and came friends. i wasn't as close to her, though. my buddy needed help, perhaps i sympathized. dennis deserved to be with her right then ( Read more... )

this timidity and paranoia will cease.

i've been dating the wonderfully kooky Charlotte Lee.yes kids, not a big surprise, sort of this big twist of irony but not. and, fyi, we do refrain from public dry-humping. so there shouldn't be much to worry about, sorry if that disappoints you. quite frankly, i dont bother myself with the expected opinions ( Read more... )

i got the record deal, or a haphazard appointment to talk about one, at least ( Read more... )

what amuses, yet irks me:
Paw Prints: the emmy-winning WB drama
...coming soon....

seriously, i'm not even kidding. there's like communication drama, friendship drama, inner romances. its gettin crazy. MTV would die for this sort of stuff. man, we'd be PERFECT as a pathetic reality show. (and, believe me, i woudl DEFINITELY enjoy voting ppl ( Read more... )

"todai" was my first "dai" as a busboy at "Todai!" (yes, kids i'm hilarious)

yeah, and i QUiT already, too, by the way ( Read more... )