The Fook?

[bareboxingpikey]

All right, why do I 'ave a dag's ears? Out wi' it, people!

Ach, you're arseholes, ya are. Honestly, being a dag isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Quite comfy, really. Food smells better. Me ears hear things better.

Not terrible at all. What's wrong with ya people? This is still nothing for this kinda place to stay in!

Comments

[silvergeneral]

I promise that if I meet you in the halls, I will try my best not to fight you, my... changed... disposition aside-nyo.

Speaking of smells... do you recognize that heavenly scent coming from the end of the corridor? It is something I simply must investigate-nyo.

[bareboxingpikey]

All right, now what the fook does 'nyo' mean?

And I 'ave noticed a smell. Pretty good, but not that good, boy.

[silvergeneral]

Would you understand better if I went "meow meow meow"? I could do that too-nyo but it seems I do not have much in the matter of not-making ridiculous feline noises.

But it is such a distracting scent... I like it so...

[suzakus_willow]

Oooohhh! You are a sweet little puppy man! Yes you are!

[bareboxingpikey]

No, I ain't a puppy man!

Dags are pretty nice, they are, but once ye start seeing things black an' white, ye want yer old self back.

Ah, fook it, I can't fit in these shoes anymore, can I?