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'Ey.

You've gotten Mickey's number. Now if ya know what's good fer ya, ya won't bug me.

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I gots me anew room?

Arch...

Well, for one, I'm missin' me cloz! An' I can' find 'em anehwhere! Ay-ya...all I could find were these feeg leez. Big ones, they are, but I ain' keen on wearin' anyfin bu' me own cloz.

Gooddamn this place and all i's fookers.An' tha' voice tha's bean follerin' me...I can't poonch it! I' soun's like a bihrd...tellin' ( Read more... )

All right, why do I 'ave a dag's ears? Out wi' it, people!

Ach, you're arseholes, ya are. Honestly, being a dag isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Quite comfy, really. Food smells better. Me ears hear things better.

Not terrible at all. What's wrong with ya people? This is still nothing for this kinda place to stay in!

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