one of my friends just informed me that the rearrangement of the letters of my name can produce "Penis Heat"
best christmas present ever.

things i've learned this weekend:

1. going back home is a lot harder than it looks; things you thought you had gotten over decide to rampage back into focus

2. friendship bracelets are definately not out of style

3. fuzzy navels are the most delicious drink in the world

4. never trust a towel hanging over a catlitter box

theonlytruewaytocureheartacheistorunthroughtheraininnothingbutbikinisandcapeswithyourbestfriendsdeclaringVICTORYISMINE, motherfucker.

this weekend fucking ruled. chevelle in reno was amazing in concert and anyone who says otherwise is on some funky ass trip. in other news, i got my eyebrow pierced (!!)

;c

my room is empty and all boxed up. im so scared i might just pee myself.

the floor is soggy in a random city in a random hotel in kern county
fuck the police i must've really pissed off the kharma assiciates this time.

some asshole came into coldstone today and was being and asshole (surprise) so i got fed up and when i gave him his icecream i said, "i hope you choke and die you fat sonofabitch"

actually the second part never happened but i wish it did

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the SHACK is BACK !
wednesday july 6 4:00 pm
remodeled and fabulous
bring music, friends, movies, food
questions? Call me