so someone knocked on my sliding glass door to my room 2 nights ago at 4 am
then this morning that sliding glass door was shattered
kinda creepy

A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven ( Read more... )

thanks everyone for your concern... its all well in oppendix land. i went to the hospital again today and its apparently healing itsself. which is good. so i am happy and feel pretty healthy again.

see you guys tomorrow!!! ;D

so my oppendix and germany apparently arent getting along very well and to save some energy in writing this over and over to everyone ill just post it here ( Read more... )

As usual, things were not going well at the United Nations. Thus, many visiting ambassadors had to room together. It just so happened that Vladimir, the Russian Ambassador, and Umballa, the Zambian Ambassador, were sharing a suite. To pass the time, Vladimir introduced his fellow dignitary to the Russian game of roulette. He produced an antique ( Read more... )

know what i hate?
being sick.
in germany.
on a road trip
with
no
one
but
my
parents

ha! but hey atleast i can do this
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überalles!

ok... ok. so im leaving for GERMANY on SATURDAY at like 6 pm. boff man. it sucks. o well. in the meantime, ill leave you all with some parting remarks of sarcasm slash wit slash funniness ;x ( Read more... )

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