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Jun 11, 2007 18:27

Ah it worked!! I mean, of course it worked, I knew it would work, but IT REALLY worked, and....wow, this is great!

Ok, calm, calm, don't freak out the internet before you even get to say anything....

Hi!  It's me, Fred!  Ok, probably most of you don't KNOW me, but trust me, I'm so glad to be here!   It's been...well, time is sort of wonky here, but ( Read more... )

everything, life, incorporeality, the universe, tacos, yay i can type

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ultra_recycling June 11 2007, 23:34:55 UTC
Typing with your brain? *snerk*

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bark_enchiladas June 11 2007, 23:41:45 UTC
which would have been my initial response too, I mean really! Though I would have done more of a *snort* but that's a personal preference. It's not as if Koraznyk didn't posit that cerebral interaction with information-gathering electronics wasn't POSSIBLE but I never thought I'd be PROOF!

........also cute icon!
Hi, I'm Fred :D

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ultra_recycling June 11 2007, 23:45:37 UTC
....You're hyper. How much sugar did you have just now?

uh...thanks? It really suits me...? What the hell.

I'm Sam.

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bark_enchiladas June 12 2007, 00:11:52 UTC
oh I haven't had sugar in ages!!! Do they still make poprocks? Pure little nuggets of insanely sugary sugar. I miss those too!

Hello, Sam. I'm sorry if I babble a bit, when you're typing remotely you can't really always control what goes on the screen! I'm not exactly...corporeal right now!

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happybeinggreen June 11 2007, 23:40:36 UTC
FRED?!!!!! FRED FRED, FRED YOU'RE HERE AGAIN!!!! FRED IS HERE!!!

Okay. Calming. No more screaming.

Fred! You're wow, here! And I know I'm definately not asleep!!!!!

Of COURSE I remember you, Sunshine, I'm not likely to forget, and yes, you visited my brain on occasion.

Yes! We have tacos! LOTS of tacos!

Oh oh, happy day you are HERE!!!.

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bark_enchiladas June 11 2007, 23:45:53 UTC
LORNE!!! OH LORNE, LORNE!! LORNE!! You're still HERE!! You're...OH LORNE YOU'RE HERE!! It was YOU I visited, wasn't it?! I remember things!! THINGS!!

Ok, calming breath. Can't type if my brains are going all squishy, can I?!

Oh Lorne, the world still exists and I'm not really really dead in the "Can't be retrieved by any means and is now off somewhere cloudy playing a harp" kind of dead!

....well it's always cloudy here, but I have yet to see a singled stringed insturment!!

I MISSED YOU!!!

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happybeinggreen June 11 2007, 23:50:28 UTC
YES, YES YOU DID!!! YEY FREDDLES! MY FREDDLES IS BACK!

Wow, well, we have got to find you and bring you back here, because I like you being here, the vampires are nowhere near as fun as you are.

I MISSED YOU TOO, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!

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bark_enchiladas June 12 2007, 00:06:26 UTC
I MISSED YOU THIS MUCH!!

See, at this point if I could find my arms they would be stretched VERY WIDE possibly engulfing all of tangible and intangible space. Especially the intangible stuff, because it's infinite and that's how much I Missed You All.

Vampires aren't much for the frolicking in the daylight on the beach having ice cream kind of fun!! I'd LOVE that kind of fun! I SO MISS THAT KIND OF FUN!!

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slobberymongrel June 11 2007, 23:41:39 UTC
Taco?

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happybeinggreen June 11 2007, 23:42:39 UTC
IT'SFREDIT'SFREDIT'SFRED'IT'SFRED IT. IS FRED!!!

This is, quite possibly, the best day of my life, Poochie. May I spin you?

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slobberymongrel June 11 2007, 23:49:43 UTC
No. Not talking to you.

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happybeinggreen June 11 2007, 23:51:47 UTC
Please? I'm ever so happy. I've just put all the alcohol in Caritas on the house for tonight.

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ihaveasoul June 11 2007, 23:41:44 UTC
.......Fred?

.....Wow...Lorne wasn't kidding. Umm... where are you... exactly?

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bark_enchiladas June 11 2007, 23:50:31 UTC
oh....oh Angel....you haven't been staked or lit on fire or...well, not that I'd expect you to, of course, you were always a survivor, but....you're HERE! Has it been millenia? I'm not even sure how long Pylean demons live! I know you could go on forever but....

Angel, is the world still the same? How long have I been GONE?

the paradox of my interdimensionality juxtaposed with the current ability to communicate with all of you has me wondering if this is some kind of horrible, horrible dream, or maybe a rip in interdimensional reality?

......in Angel-speak, "I'm not sure"

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ihaveasoul June 11 2007, 23:54:59 UTC
Yes, Fred, still here. And no, it's not been a millenia. Felt like it, but it's not. Been a few years, though, you've been missed.

It hasn't changed too much. Been a big Fred-shaped hole in our disfunctional little family, but otherwise...well...we're not working for Wolfram and Hart anymore.

...Thanks for the translation. I'm going to work on a way to find you.

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bark_enchiladas June 12 2007, 18:04:14 UTC
It's been....forever, but it seems like a second....but then again it feels like an entire lifetime, Angel. And not in the looking-at-pictures-of-my-Grandchildren-and-smiling-fondly kind of way!

Oh! Did we get fired? I...I should be honest, Angel. I don't remember.....well, I remember going to work for Wolfram and Hart....I remember...well not much after that. I think I invented a toaster that axed things? Anyway, where did I go? What did I do? Was it a portal? I've never trusted them, you know.

I'm afraid to...to ask Lorne. I'm afraid to ask YOU, but I need to know. You saved me the first time, and I know you will this time.....but please, Angel, what happened to me?

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muffinaut June 12 2007, 00:04:36 UTC
Wow.

Um, Hi!

You kind of sound like a friend of mine, haha.

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bark_enchiladas June 12 2007, 12:01:21 UTC
Wow! Hello! Hi!! Hi there! :D

I could be a friend of yours!! I mean, not a past friend, a future friend. That kind of thing! I'm making friends here already. Who says ghostlike apparitions of once-living conciouness can't get along with corporeal beings?!

Who do I sound like?

Also, Hello, I'm Fred! What's your story?

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muffinaut June 12 2007, 12:35:41 UTC
Hi

Well thats true, I'm making a lot of friends on here, too.

Oh, your a ghost? That's what it sounded like. I'm half ghost myself!

You sound like my friend Tucker, he likes the word 'wonky' and eats everything that involves meat, including lots of tacos. If you happen to read comic books, I might have to ask if you two were separated at birth ot something.

Danny Fenton, protector of Amity Park and thwarter (did I spell that right?) of evil spirits and ...other such things. :D

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bark_enchiladas June 12 2007, 12:45:12 UTC
I..I guess I kind of am a ghost!!! Not in the being all haunty and rattling chains kind of way, but more in the not being able to eat Tacos and poprocks and ice cream anymore way. Also in the "this grey landscape is so boring I may scream" way.

OOh he sounds familiar! :D I too am a patron of all meat-and-dairy based foods, especially Tacos, lots of Tacos, and ice cream. Plus, Connor and I are going to figure out how to make cookie Tacos, which will revolutionize gourmet snacks as we know them!

Nice to meet you, Danny! I used to be a thwarter and...thing-protector too, sort of. So I guess the world is still full of things that need thwarting?

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