I had the strangest dream, recently. I was hugging this girl under a blanket, in the back of some moving muggle vehicle. Then, I suddenly realized that there was a sack of oranges under the seat, and for some reason I had the urge to throw the oranges out the window. I told the girl about that, and then proceeded to throw them at the people that ( Read more... )

I really do love using psychological terms that I'm half familiar with. They're coming in useful now, since I have a new family!

( Family interaction )

Right, I'm going to be moving into Crowley's flat very soon. If all goes well, he'll take me on as an intern of evil. Note to self: Be creative, but a yes-man. Be obsequious, yet amusingly impudent. Be spontaneous and choreagraphed.

I'm sure I can do this. Really!

Wow, I have some fantastic news, for once. Not only am I back from Russia, but anthony_crowley has invited me to move in with him! I'd give you a forwarding adress, but I don't want Pansy to keep sending me those long letters. Anyway, I am most excited. I suppose it is a little sketchy, being invited to move into his flat five minutes after meeting him, but ( Read more... )

My body shivers like a cold, cold misdirected heart
Because there isn't a Barking Harry in this RPG,
and he left me for Phale, anyway.
Come to think of it, I probably don't have a heart
Since my father probably traded it in for sexual favors at Gringotts.

I think it's dead good. Very meaningful.

I hate it here in Russia. Sure it's beautiful and all, but Miriam hasn't let me go out. I have to stay under her bed while she has a fabulous time at the gay Russian disco nightclubs. I want to go there too! Not that I'm gay, of course. Why would you think such a thing ( Read more... )

I can't make a proper entry, because of these foreign keyboards. Life is so hard!