Cripes in all his/her glory is coming to make things bobble and bump, jostle and jive!

Cripes
is Coming to a town near you, But not your town, as he/she is tired of
all these Show Dates!  Cripes, the entirety of the oops, the whole of
the uh oh, the bastard child of Eris and the great Wosname, is coming.
Be ready for anything and nothing at all, for LO ( Read more... )

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And lo there was a star in the south under it a small
Krispy Kream. the dough was mixed and extruded into
the heated boiling fat, and behold the dough nut of
the police god was born!  as the young police god was
flipped and cooled it came to rest upon a sugar icing
conveyor the heated goo splashed upon the young god
and this was good And the three wise ( Read more... )

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So
I was sitting in the sexual dysfuntion office at the gentlemans clinic
of Santa barbara, and there was this guy there in the waiting room. I
was there all of two minutes when he jumped up and ran to the restroom
he was in there for a minute and came out sweating and smiling.
I was there another two minutes and blammo up he jumps runs to the restroom ( Read more... )

The inner Man part 2
Welcome
to the secondary information offices! Here we can get a drink and
imbibe on the clutterings of our host's Spinal Fluid.  This is strong
stuff so if I slur a bit it is the host and not me makeing the
epithets.
Now Take a good look at this!  These Screens depict first,the actual
view of our host, and with the proper adjustment ( Read more... )

The Inner Man
Ever
look into the brain of a Homo Sapien? Well it isn't as mixed and mashed
up with sex and violence! In most cases it is grey dull and listless.
It has some similarities to the female brain but lacks colour sence.
Let us take a journey into this little world. If you enter from the
base of the skull, just behind the spine, you will ( Read more... )

So
we are sitting here the day after xmas, and watching the history
channel about the anti-christ. This statement in itself is funny.
Ok I have determined that several anti-christs are alive and well in
the world, this is not hard.  Today I have come to believe GW and his
kind are, let's look at this shall we?
He has mistakenly said the word mabus on the ( Read more... )

To Impersonal?
Ok let me try this lil few tidbits of woobyness.
If the beehive stages a revolt, Does the queen bee give the orders?
When the mantis mates the male gets eaten while female gets filled at both ends. That would mean she is Full Filled.
Why does Carrot Top the (ugh) Comedian get to wear eye shadow when his "girlfriend" works for Snap-On ( Read more... )