Open letter to a Thoughtless Ass

[baronessmartha]

Dear Thoughtless Ass

Comments

[priestesm]

You, and this letter are so full of win!

[mittenydoom]

mumzies,
you do not look fabu in a jumpsuit.
do not kill anyone. ( or clean up well.)

[childsplay7]

Have I told you recently....your my hero!

[chimeramwe]

But...but... harshing the stupid is one of the bestest forms of cheap entertainment to be had in these difficult economic times!!

[bubbette]

You stopped at the second level. I usually go right to the third level, where I turn around and cough directly in their face, then ask them if they've had their flu shot yet.

I understand a high heel to their instep works wonders, too.