Comments | baronpitfall: The Baron is attempting to face his cruel reality.

baronpitfall

The Baron is attempting to face his cruel reality.

Apr 18, 2005 02:12

And there I sat, drowning in a sea of absurd relics from a forgotten decade, wondering who and where I was. What now? What’s next? This was the waiting room from hell. I felt like I should take a number and wait for the nurse to call my God damn name. That is, if anybody even know what my name was. I needed a fucking miracle, but I would settle for ( Read more... )

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roguefaeri April 19 2005, 09:29:55 UTC

naps tend to be better than panic in most cases. unless the reason you're panicking is that you're in the middle of the road and a semi is bearing down on you at a ferocious rate, and you can't get out of the middle of the road. in that case, i think panic is slightly more apprpriate than a nap. and who knows? mayhap you'd get out of the middle of the road.

baronpitfall April 20 2005, 02:32:27 UTC

The Baron avoids semis by simply leaping back through the door that put him in the middle of the freeway in the first place. You will see.

roguefaeri April 20 2005, 07:55:03 UTC

huzzah!

radiumx May 4 2005, 11:52:48 UTC

I also prefer naps to panic.

I believe I have gleaned insight into the nature of the Baron's prison... the unusual height of the ceilings is what triggered the thought.

You have perhaps heard of a HYPERcube... which is a cube extruded into the fourth dimension? As we all know there is a FIFTH DIMENSION, a somewhat-known pop group that performed the song "Age of Aquarius", which was an (in)famous hippie anthem. The unusual dimensions of your prison have led me to conclude you are indeed trapped in a HIPPIEcube which is just like a HYPERcube rotated through a Patchouli Transformation along the temporal axis.

Good luck Baron, I hope my advice can aid you in some way.

baronpitfall May 4 2005, 20:42:45 UTC

The Baron will take your well-thought-out theories into consideration. As for this "Patchouli Transformation" you speak of... I believe this presents the ever-deadly Dali Paradox dealing with temporal distortion and the projection of singularity behavior onto rifts in the fabric of the space-time continuum. The Baron will let your mistake slide this time, but in the future you won't be so lucky.