People go to theme park shows because the line for Lighting Monster is too long or they want to be in A/C ( Read more... )

Here's how I feel with two days to go before the end of the world cruise and without a solid end in sight of this contract - Paul Simon's "American Tune ( Read more... )

I'm not generally known for having the most positive or optimistic outlook on life, but most of that is an act or a facade that I feel I need to put on to protect myself - not a front page story, not anything a lot of people also don't do. To be disappointed in people means that you had to have root for or respected or had hopes for them - ( Read more... )

Today I met Lucille Ball's daughter Lucie Arnaz and her husband Laurence Luckenbill ( Read more... )

Hong Kong was kinda cool.

Once I figure out how to do it, I'll post a few pictures. It's nothing that's going to win me any awards or get the cover of National Geographic, but it's still Hong Kong.

Tomorrow we get to Vietnam - I have lots of mixed feelings about that.

It seems that I'm back on the same day-time as the east coast of the US - I'm still about 14 hours different, but at least it's the same day ( Read more... )

I am SO over Crystal Cruises, the management, and it's passengers.

If things don't change when this world cruise is over, it's gonna be time....

Set up lecture
Lecture
Transition lecture
Lecture
Sound/light check
Magic show
Sound/Light check
food?
Show (hope the comedian's funny)
Show (hope the comedian got funnier in between shows)
set up morning lectures

Everybody sing!

At least I'm not driving a snow plow like the other Long Island Methven Boys in their 30s

We're crossing the Tasman Sea, having left Tasmania yesterday with Melborne as our port of call tomorrow, and this is the rockiest I remember a ship being in a long time. Usually when it's this bad - or worse - I'm stuck below decks or working in the theatre. Tonight I had to be in the top floor "room with a view" for a cocktail party I was doing ( Read more... )

Soooooo pissed off right now ( Read more... )