Teenagers are stupid. So are newscasters.

"And now LIVE to Humble High school where there are OH MY GAAAAWD BATS!!!"

Says Mandy 16 years old: "Yes I'm very upset and so is my mommy because she says this should've been taken care of over the summer because i'm a dumbass who is terrified of nocturnal creatures who have existed longer than i have"

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 When I was six or seven and lived in North Carolina, I put dirt in a shoebox with my best friend and ate it. We said, "God made dirt, dirt don't hurt".

Kentucky: Ft Campbell - trailer - 3 mo.
Texas: Houston - Aunt Annie - 1 yr
Texas: Houston - With Diana - ??
Washington: Tacoma - apartment - ??
Washington: Ft Lewis/Tacoma - base - 3 yr
Louisiana: Lafayette  - base - apartment - 2 1/2 yr
North Carolina: Near Ft Bragg - hotel - 1 mo
North Carolina: Ft Bragg - duplex - 1 1/2 yr
Texas - grandparents - 1 yr
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RomanticGraffiti iiii dooont liiiike vollllunteeering
"Patrick" hahaha (7:58:10 PM):
"Patrick" yeah (7:58:11 PM):
RomanticGraffiti i haaaaaaaate it
RomanticGraffiti i dont waaaaaaant too
RomanticGraffiti but im too much of a chicken shit to quit
"Patrick" why? (7:59:34 PM):
"Patrick" and i thought you liked it (7:59:38 PM):
RomanticGraffiti i know. i ( Read more... )

People confuse me, or irritate me, or..both..or a combination or.. I dont know.

I go see fireworks. Sometimes I get goosebumps when they play the national anthem and I remember when I was little and Dad was in the Army and we'd go to the fireworks on base and theyd set off a cannon for every state and me and the cousins would claim whichever ( Read more... )

In the light of the sun,
Is there anyone?
Oh it has begun...
Oh dear, you look so lost,
Your eyes are red
The tears are shed,
This world you must've crossed.
You said,

You don't know me,
And you don't even care, oh yeah,
You said,
You don't know me,
And you don't wear my chains, oh yeah.

Essential yet appealed,
You carry all your thoughts
Across an ( Read more... )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Johnson_(boxer)

I'm bored and I have no idea how to do an LJ cut. sorry ( Read more... )

the bass from a car in the parking lot just set off the alarm of another car.

Ok. I know you read this and just don't comment so keep reading ( Read more... )