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Pitching a 30.5 ERA...
Damn it, The Benchwarmers is the worse movie I've ever seen, painful to watch and a complete waste of time. I’m sure anyone could have warned me, even myself if it weren’t for the fact that baseball movies are my kryptonite. So spoken like a true mad man, I honestly believe no unseen baseball movie can be that bad. With that said, I can feel my ( Read more... ) -
Why is this elevator so slow?
If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s women who think too highly of themselves, especially unattractive, short, and overweight women with bad hair. I can understand average women mistaking friendliness as a come on because they get hit on regularly, but not unattractive, short, and overweight women with bad hair. Actually, this can be said for ( Read more... ) -
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby...
Remember my old “Basic Greetings”, greeting card? Crappy cards I made two or three years ago for fun and for unfortunate souls? Well it’s back, and I don’t mean all dead and zombie like, but rather new and improved and possibly spring fresh ( Read more... ) -
The Valentine's Day Edition
Last week CNN radio did a 40 minute show about modern dating, which is really about the adventures and perils of online dating. It features advice and information from the nets leading professional online dating services and a company that I now work for. It is sort of neat and I’m sure there might be a few who are interested, so here’s a podcast ( Read more... ) -
A bust of an affair
"Do you think I should get breast implants ( Read more... ) -
Just wanted to wish everyone who celebrates it...
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Create an e-annoyance, go to jail
"Annoying someone via the Internet is now a federal crime ( Read more... ) -
Knoxville > Carrey
I have to admit my initial reaction to The Ringer trailer was not exactly positive. But that’s how I am with most “dumb” Hollywood popcorn movies and The Ringer is no exception, especially with its sensitive premise and casting of leading actor, Johnny Knoxville, from former MTV’s Jackass fame. There are certain things in life you just can’t fuck ( Read more... ) -
Fantasy Football Update
Another year another championship win. That makes it three in a row and it's what us winners like to call, a dynasty. The additional four leagues that I joined all made it to the finals as well. I won two and loss two. So far in three years of FF, every team of mine has made it into the finals and I've came in: 1st, 1st, 1st, 1st, 1st, 2nd, and 2nd ( Read more... ) -
Reading is fun!
Three weeks ago, a friend of mine who teaches at risk kids had a student ask him specifically for a Spider-Man bookmark. He said he would get him one and that was the end of that because the kid didn't ask about it for the last two weeks. But yesterday the kid mentioned it again and my friend who still hasn't gotten him one panicked and said, "I ( Read more... )