014 - pulling wool over my senses

[bass_on_fire]

...

Sheep?

Okay, I must really not've been paying attention. But... Last I was aware, sheep don't grow on trees. Or any other vegetation. They're sheep.

I just...

I'm so confused.

Emille: 0, City: A freakin' billion. I still don't get you.

Also, they seem a little bitey. Do sheep normally like to chomp down on whatever's in front of it? If I get bit by

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[deadlesbian]

If they start biting anything, I'm boarding up our doors and windows.

And investing in a katana or something.

[bass_on_fire]

That... sounds kind of badass.

The katana, not the boarding up stuff.

[deadlesbian]

You say that now, but I'm pretty sure I'd wield it with all the grace of one of the Three Stooges.

[bass_on_fire]

That's what practice is for! I mean, you're already good with your hands, I can attest to that.

... Wow, that's one of the quicker times I've turned something vaguely dirty.

[backseatangel]

They're acting... rabid. If you get bit, I'd go to the hospital.

[bass_on_fire]

Luckily, I learned back when I was a little kid going to the petting zoo to never give a sheep a chance to bite you. Suckers hurt.

[backseatangel]

Petting zoos can be dangerous places.

[bass_on_fire]

Especially when you're wandering around with a handful of feed you stupidly placed in your pockets because you were five and didn't know better.

[i_herd_you]

Sheep.

[bass_on_fire]

Sheep sheep sheep.

What the hell's with the past couple of days?

[i_herd_you]

Only things that need to occur, my child. Things due me. Due my flock.

[bass_on_fire]

... Ooooookay, I think this is the part where I realize you're the person whose bad side I shouldn't get on the side of.

[decade_of_rot]

I don't think sheep are normally this aggressive. Did one bite you?

[bass_on_fire]

No, not yet. I say "not yet" 'cuz you can never tell what this city's going to throw at you.

Like... A sheep apocalypse. Sheepocalypse.

[decade_of_rot]

That's good at least.

Well if anything, you could say the City isn't boring.

[bass_on_fire]

I've learned that lovely little lesson a long time ago. You pick up on that one way or another when you're here as long as I've been.