...So, right. I found a katana the other day. That's right, found. I'm clinging to that for right now, because it was a nice thing.

As right now, I am the unfortunate owner of a penis.

Very funny, city.

...We've been led to a slaughter by lambs.

I'm really beginning to hate irony.

Oh. Dear. God.

I think I'm scarred for life.

Believe me when I say you really do not want to see Old Mother Hubbard giving her dog a bone.

Oh God. I think I just ate a whole package of Jaffa cakes.

[Whatever concern there was in her voice suddenly turns into a sustained giggle.]

You know what people take for granted? Hands. Hands are great. Well not hands, touching That's what's really great. And I'm not being pervy or anything. You know what's the worst feeling? The idea that you' ( Read more... )

Well then, today I've done laundry, cooked lunch, and had a bit of a wank in the shower.

...oh god, why did I just say that?

Stupid curses. If I say anything else, just... not my fault, okay?

[ooc: Telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.]

Well, that was all quite special.

In that euphemistic sort of 'special', really. I mean, not that it didn't have enjoyable parts, but let's face it... unless we got back really far, all of these ages aren't exactly accepting to who I am, you know?

Not that fun for me.

Oh look. It's a big red L.

Color me unsurprised, City. It's tacky, ridiculous, and hardly anything I'm about to be ashamed of.

So there.

Oh, look, people!

Hello people. Hope you enjoy your time in the city and all that.

Hope someone from my world drops by, that'd be nice...

[ooc: ANYTHING goes.]

...Right. I apologize now if you are offended by any number I throw your way.

I can't seem to stop. And I can't seem to do anything but be totally honest.

Stupid curses.

Well, well, well. This one I remember.

Hey Emille! What's your opinion on mint chocolate ice cream?