It's a bad sign when you start dreaming about footnotes.

This article is slightly aggrivating, considering the fact obviously conservatives can't understand satire (or sarcasm):

http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=NzZkNDU5MmViNzVjNzkzMDE3NzNlN2MyZjRjYTk4YjE=

Something I was just thinking about wtaching the van, is that there are two men who should be recognized as the next great American heros/ icons/ Gods/ whatever:

1. Robert Pollard, because Guided by Voices is a sweet band and he can do awesome leg kicks and mic twirls. Americans just don't understand the art of the mic twirl anymore. (Notice that ( Read more... )

"But, brothers, this biting of their toe-nails over what is the cause of badness is what turns me into a fine laughing malchick. They don't go into what is the cause of goodness, so why the other shop? If lewdies are good that's because they like it, and I wouldn't ever interfere with their pleasures, so why the other shop? And I was patronizing ( Read more... )

Merry Christmas, from Ali G:

...Because God is a metalhead, that's why:

The new Swiss Army Knife weighs 2 lbs. Would you mess with that shit?

I always think I have sweet ideas for fiction, but then they go down the tubes because I realize that they aren't that good at all. What's my fucking problem?

I just saw the new Bond the other day. It was pretty sweet. Pierce Brosnon was a total twat compared to this Craig guy.

Anyway, the theme song to the movie was done by none other than Chris motherfucking Cornell. What? Why? Isn't the Bond theme supposed to be done by a popular artist of the day? Last time, Madonna did the theme song, and it ( Read more... )

A few quotes that struck me in my reading this week:

"Banality is the adopted disguise of a very powerful will to abolish conscience."
-Saul Bellow, Mr. Sammler's Planet

"What hath night to do with sleep?/ Night hath better sweets to prove,/ Venus now wakes, and wakens Love./ Come let our rites begin,/ 'Tis only the daylight that makes sin/ Which ( Read more... )