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You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
90%
Superman
75%
Green Lantern
60%
Iron Man
55%
Robin
52%
Hulk
40%
Supergirl
37%
Wonder Woman
32%
Batman
30%
Catwoman
25%
The Flash
20%

You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.


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If your name is Rachel Le Jones your eyes may not pass any further into this entry. You are barred from this entry until I see you in person. There are just some things which you can't find out about over the internet and this is one of them. Please stop reading. NOW ( Read more... )

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths ( Read more... )

"We could cut open the cat and bask in the warmth of his entrails like in Star Wars ( Read more... )

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"Man can hardly be defined as an animal who makes tools; ants and beavers and many other animals make tools, in the sense that they make an apparatus. Man can be defined as an animal that makes dogmas ( Read more... )

Directions: Type "(your name) is" (with the quotes) into a Google search; cut-and-paste the first 10 responses that work. Just pull the answers right out of the excerpt google shows you, don't click the link and search around. The only rule is that each one has to start with "(your name) is ( Read more... )

by Nathan Lambes

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"I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set ( Read more... )

See this cute little creature here?

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