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Who would you like to see get their final comeuppance? And just what would you like to do to them?
I expect you already know part of the answer I'm going to give. The First of the Fallen gets to be first on the list; I can't deny that. Wouldn't mind seeing his colleagues right alongside him, either, most of them've given me enough trouble over the years that I sure as hell wouldn't want to shuffle off this mortal coil knowing they might be at my ( Read more... ) -
Ooc: the player would like to apologise for this.
But it got into the brain and would not let go, so the only way to be rid of it is to inflict it on others ( Read more... ) -
What was the biggest lie you ever told? What were the consequences?
Christ Almighty, you expect me to keep track? I sold my soul to three different demon lords without letting any of 'em know about the other two; that got me cured of lung cancer, though it hurt like fuck. I spun off all the Hell-worthy bits of my soul into an entirely separate entity and sent it to Hell disguised as all of me, and they bought it, ( Read more... ) -
What would you place in a personal ad if you were making one?
Ah, this one's easy. Finally.
Single, white male troublemaker, looking for woman who's looking to raise some hell. This is not an ad for the faint of heart, the easily offended, or the exceedingly fragile. I'm the one your mum told you to keep away from, and your dad'd probably bar the door and buy a shotgun if he knew I was about. I can guarantee ( Read more... ) -
What makes you feel vulnerable or invulnerable, and why?
Vulnerable? You know, you lot have a real talent for asking stupid questions. You didn't seriously think I was going to answer this one, did you? I'm a lot of things, but suicidal isn't one of 'em. There are too many beings out there that'd like nothing better than to spend the next few millennia operating a full-scale Room 101 with my name on it ( Read more... ) -
What happened the first time you got drunk?
Hell if I remember. Might as well ask me 'what happened the first time you ate food'. -
Two thousand dollars?
Crate of Tennents Super, crate of Bushmills, several cartons of Silk Cuts, a new coat, and trousers. I've about fuckin' had it with the Hogwarts robes, thank you. And the coat didn't stand up too well to bouncing off the streets of London when I got to this world anyway. -
Bloody hell, I almost forgot.
's my birthday.
Now where'd I put the good whiskey?
And how the hell have I managed to live this long?
